4-19-16 Present: Ivy, Timmy, Me TARDY: Chuckie SO TARDY THAT SHE’S BASICALLY ABSENT: Ella • Ivy’s banana has so much girth. She also has spaghetti in a jar • People are dumb • Timmy’s wearing a sweater from India • Ivy just did that salute that they do in the hunger games at me • Ms. Bradford has regretted every decision to have bangs that she’s ever made. Except in the 80’s. • Rain is being a dummy • MY HANDS ARE SO CHEESY FROM THIS POPCORN. I’m not typing this with cheesy fingers, I’m just using one hand. • Short hair stuff • Ivy is eating yogurt, despite her hatred of yogurt. “Yogurt is a fallacy” –Ivy • That darn floppy banana • Ella said she would be here in 3 minutes. 15 minutes ago. Ella’s the worst. • We didn’t get that extra week we thought we did maybe possibly. Ms. Bradford shall investigate • Work on the program has begun. Thanks Ivy • Ella is here now. She was doing the entirety of Ivy’s counter argument part of the debate project. We shall give her a pardon. • “Does anyone want weird bagged apples?” Timmy wants them. He’s dipping them in peanut butter. • Ella is wearing massive heels. It looks painful. • Rose of Sharon changed Ivy’s life • I said ham musubi and people heard ham moose feet • I stabbed Chuckie with a pretzel. I’m not that sorry. • We should look at plays we should perform next year. • People want to do dramas