12-15-2015 Members present: Zach, Ella, Chuckie, Ivy, Timmy • Pork chops and apple sauce is great, apparently. • Also pork chops and cream of mushroom soup • Ella is excited for rain because mushrooms. Nerd • Rain also allows people to stay inside all day in their pajamas • “I Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” Is a really uncomfortably awkward song • We should run this this and go fully awkward • “Cellular Fusion” Is a great song • Ivy is not in charge of blocking songs? Maybe? Choreography, no, but the not dancing blocking? • Chuckie hates apple sauce so much • She got her wisdom teeth out this weekend, and her life is sad. She didn’t even get ice cream and pudding, she’s been eating weird gross soup and apple sauce • Also she went blind real quick, she was freaking out. She’s allergic to codeine. • I’M TYPING THE MINUTES AND COPY/PASTING ALL THE TECH APPLICATIONS AND IT’S TOO MUCH TO HANDLE I’M STRESSED • Chucky is just eating graham crackers and letting them dissolve in her mouth • Ella sent out an email to see if people need the full stage/when we can build sets • Ms. Bradford has a really mealy, disappointing apple • Ms. Migdall wants a fan for her room • Chad is dumb. • Ella has a family trip in February and her parents are totally pulling the “we won’t see you cause you’re going to college” card and so Ella needs to figure out whether we’re doing a split ASM, switching her out of ASM’ing, or her just skipping the trip. • Consensus: Ella should go on her family trip and we’ll figure things out. • Isabel would probably be the best option here • Ivy going out to have a “friendly discussion” with her • I could totally sing “Bop to the Top” • Chuckie has had senioritis since she was 9 • Should Ella buy a sashimi cushion or a scratching log in her cat app game? • Since when is Ray’s last name Kaiser? That’s so German • The White House has a Vine, I guess • Chuckie theorizes that Forever 21 is secretly super Jewish • Michelle Obama wants to help students plan for the future. With an app. • Lots of singing in the White House • Ivy tolerates no shenaniganery • We need facilities to replace a headset • We should tell the cast about the website/minutes/email • We’re missing out on I Love Lucy References • Timmy knows sports • Reading the minutes is therapeutic • Timmy is real life Troy Bolton • Rehearsal at 3:30 on Wednesday • Mr. Bacon is making people write an AP essay after break • Ella’s going out to eat lunch with her hot cousin • Ivy still hasn’t done her college essays • We should have a college essay reading extravaganza • Ella is full of shenanigans • She was going to do her AP Stats homework, but now she hasn’t • Ivy should fill her binder full of women • We need to set up the display case • Ivy forgot her cheese knife. “Just use your fingers”, says Timmy. However, she worries that Brie is too mushy. Conclusion: She will use her fingers, and everything’s going to be ok. • I’m pretty cool • We should compile a list of things that Ivy says “is Ella”. Examples: drunk aunt, pouring tea, things. • Timmy is talking about scorpion hunting mice that have a ferocious battle cry. Are these real? (Timmy shouts: “They are real!”) • These sound like some bad-ass mice • “Mouse tears off scorpion’s head in new video” “Watch out honey badgers! You’ve got a rival in the badass scene” • It sounds like a tea kettle whistling when it screams in victory. • Those are some cool mice. Cool as cucumbers. • Final dimensions for the raised platforms? Cost vs. efficiency in bringing things forward. Adding in stairs •