3-29-16 Members Present: Ella, Ivy, Zach, Chuckie, Timmy • I’m multitasking between typing the minutes, eating, and reformatting the SCHS theater website. Be proud of me. • We’re sorting tech today • We maybe already did that • Ms. Bradford dropped the plug to a fan on the floor and it made a loud sound. Now she’s picking up the microwave. I’m scared. • Ms. Bradford’s new house has a built in microwave. What. • Tenaya was productive yesterday • Ivy: “I volunteer Kenna as the naked one” • Timmy: “Aww, I wanted to be the naked one” • “It’s medieval times. Everyone had feces on hand.” • Ms. Bayer came within 30 seconds of Ms. Bradford’s mass email about claiming her microwave, and Mr. Hagar got scared because he used her microwave to heat his green beans. • “Did they have microwaves 50 years ago?” –Chuckie • Ivy just traded me a baby carrot for a sour patch kid. That was not a fair trade, but I am a benevolent god. • Timmy ate toast with mayonnaise as a child. • Just putting on the top lip of lipstick makes you look scary • I just shoved a gummy bear up Chuckie’s nose and it looked like a giant booger. You’re welcome for that mental image • There’s a bar of chocolate spelled “Melk Chocolate” • Belgians speak French. I do not. • I changed the format of the minutes because dammit, Ray, that was a pretty good idea. Now it’s just in text. • There’s orange grease on my finger. Not orange grease but grease from an orange • Ivy had her own square of chocolate and then ate some of Timmy’s square of chocolate instead. • No one is on Ivy’s side • What color is coral lipstick? • Everyone thinks Ivy’s an adult • “I’ve never been told that I’m an old lady.” –Tenaya • Isabel is playing with my neck fat as Kenna is licking a spoon. What a world we live in. • Timmy told Ivy to go get naked. • My hair is returning to optimal fluff • Mayo is a topic of much controversy, it would seem • Spam is weird. I do like me some spam musubi though. • “Are you just writing down everything we’re saying about mayonnaise?”—Kenna Stevens • People who use homophobic slurs are weird. Also people who say mean things about other people are weird. • Ivy wrote notes on the back of a shopping list • I just read through all of the minutes • Tenaya’s cat eats shrimp chips • Timmy’s cat likes lemon oreos • Isabel’s cat chases Cheetos • Eww, the word document just capitalized Cheetos for me. Corporations are weird • “I can carry you there, but then how would I, like, carry you to the toilet. And then watch you pee. That would be weird.” –Timmy • Ella: “Shoutout to the theater penis owners for peeing all over the toilet seats.”
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