3-22-16 Members Present: Zach, Ivy, Chuckie, Ella Members NOT Present: Timothy Randazzo Also Present: Director Mouton • Ella punched the ceramics substitute • My pop tart got broken in my backpack. Life is difficult • The scholarship teacher meeting is about to start. Ms. Bradford cares not. I don’t know if she actually has to be there • “I didn’t know pretzels were bread for such a long time…” – Chuckie Eidelman • We should have an informational meeting with the tech people and show them how to get to the website • We have 19 people in the cast • We have $10,145 • Chuckie presents the idea of theater committee yoyos and kazoos • Ivy presents the idea of creating a gang out of Theater Committee a la West Side Story • Ella presents the idea of taking the photography room section of the bike class and having a bunch of lumber and flats there. Get out of here with your sensible ideas, Ella. • Timmy may have entered a giant can of soup in the bike room and then left a passive aggressive message on Ivy’s phone • We need a date for next year’s committee elections and the future play selection. We might already have them but we might also have forgotten to write them down. • Committee elections are May 17th • Picking plays: May 24th • Gravitas vs. Gravity • The table here says “Santos want’s the B” I don’t know what this means • Bananas are kind of gross. Fake banana flavoring is even grosser • Ms. Bradford requests I strike Chuckie and Ivy from the record in light of their approval of banana laffy taffy. I have struck them from the record per her request. • Ms. Bradford talking about inept people trying to cheat on things. Moral of the story: people are dumb • “This conversation was very photosynthesis”