3-8-16 Members Present: Timmy, Zach, Chucks, Ivy TARDY: Ella Carroll Sitting In: Director Mouton • We ought to write an acting contract, so I shall sit in the seat of authority for this meeting • Oooh, now everyone gets to read the minutes in real time! • “I was just going to say that!” –Chuckie Eidelman • What is “Jane the Virgin”? Some Netflix show, apparently. It is rumored to be very good. Ms. Migdall thinks that Jane should be with either Rogelio or Michael. • We need to make it implicitly clear that you can’t just skip the freaking show • Ms. Bradford’s swivel chair has a sad lack of adjustable settings • Ella’s saying some thigs. I didn’t hear any of it. • Tenaya is the stage manager for this show. Motioned by Ella Seconded by Ivy 5-0-0 • P.S. The blood is the life • Abstention=motion to abstain? English is weird • Ella is the problem with democracy • Ivy wants a milkshake. Strawberry, to be specific • People actually need to be reminded not to show up to rehearsal inebriated • Who is this Finn Hood? Nobody I know. “The really tall guy,” says Ivy • We don’t need to figure out committee jobs until next week • Chuckie doesn’t want to do costumes • Read-throughs will be happening on Monday. We’ll need to cut down the script by then • Chuckie thought she was going to sneeze, but then she didn’t. • What is Ivy eating? It looks breaded or fried or something tasty(Fish and Chips, suggests Bradford. Ivy says it’s calamari though, so I guess we’re going to take her word for it). • Chuckie would like to do publicity • No actor should have to be head of a tech thing besides publicity • Sets, props, and costumes should not be headed by actors either. • Everyone’s talking over each other. It’s hard for me to write down such things. • I pointed accusingly at the projector, but I don’t think they got the message. • Supervisor vs. Director of tech branches? Supervisors just need to make sure things get done. Possibly superfluous? • Someone just brought a ham into the room. • NO I DON’T WANT TO TURN ON STICKY KEYS. NOBODY EVER WANTS TO TURN ON STICKY KEYS • Timmy can do food, Chuckie can do publicity, I am the procurer of items not at school. No idea what Ivy or Ella is doing yet. • Chuckie just raised her hand before she spoke. How civilized • Ms. Bradford attempts to precariously balance a ham. Ivy sips a smoothie. • Basically, tech heads just need to check in with the director to set deadlines and stuff. • Did we ever really finish the contract? • Chuckie no longer advocates supervisor position • We essentially just need to put all our deadlines someplace • “This is a super weird meeting, guys” –Ivy Kernytsky • CONTRACT • Does Isabel have an artistic vision • Timmy is yelling at me. It hurts my feelings. He wants me to cry. What a meanie. • Chuckie is hostile • Meeting adjourned. Good talk, guys.