1-12-16 Members Present: Ivy, Zach, Chuckie LATE: Ella Freakin’ Carroll EVEN MORE LATE: TIMOTHY GOSH-DARN RANDAZZO • We’re all turning into Ivy • Where are Timmy and Ella? • I have nimble thumbs, says Ivy • Chuckie is looking at me judgmentally • I just set all the future Microsoft word docs to Times New Roman, 12 pt. font. You’re welcome, Ms. Bradford. • Rehearsals will be going to 5:30 next week • I am now charged with changing the google doc into Times New Roman • Talking about things. • Talking about houses and how sketchy houses in Santa Cruz are • AP Classes are weird and confusing • I changed Ivy’s google doc settings to 12 point Times New Roman as well. I’m pretty cool • Ella is wondering why she’s on a table. That is your choice, Ella, don’t put your problems on us. • I can just type like this while looking around. Look at me, I’m pretty cool. • Ivy types it like this • I am the only accomplished typist in this committee, apparently • The rules of courtship as presented by The Rules • Ella recounts her strange bookstore experiences. Lots of witchcraft, apparently. The Witchcraft Behind Human Sexuality is actually a real book. • People are weird. • Chuckie almost ruined the entire reason that Timmy was coming up to committee. • Ivy is eating the butterscotch peanut butter chips out of her trailmix. Not eating anything actually healthy or nutritious, but y’know. She did eat an orange, though. • Ms. Bradford notes that Freshman are getting even more cynical but more well informed. Teaching Romeo and Juliet is getting more difficult as they stop accepting things blindly. Like that a 13 year old is that blindly in love. • This year has been really weird, says Ivy. This semester was super easy and next semester will be even easier. • Timmy is here. With a salami sandwich • Timmy has stuff to say. Moral of the story, people are dumb. • How to deal with difficulties • Ivy was crying yesterday about David Bowie. No shame, Ivy, we feel you. • I just hit myself in the face with my sweatshirt string. •